i am a VERY POLITE but VERY ANNOYED driver. “sir, you can’t merge. sir. SIR!!!! YOU CANNOT FUCKING MERGE, SIR!!!!!!!!” like the more annoyed i get the more politely aggressive i am.
"LOOK, YOU HAVE TO LET ME OVER, OKAY? I’M SORRY. I’M SO SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME OVER, MONSIEUR, WE BOTH LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS WHIRLING WILDLY THROUGH SPACE AND ULTIMATELY IF ONE OF US HAS TO DIE IN A FIERY CRASH THEN THAT IS THE WAY OF THINGS, SIR, BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME OVER SO THAT I CAN EXIT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING???? or is there some WAY that i can BE more CLEAR about the sTATE of THINGS, MR. SIR IN THE ACURA??????”