all it takes is a spark

and then you're alight

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jealouscakesniffer asked: I love your exclamations. I am a nanny and when I drive the children places I've resorted to saying things like "it's not your turn to go, sir!!!" instead of "hey u asshole" and then I lecture the children on how manners are important all the time, even when driving.

ofgeography:

i am a VERY POLITE but VERY ANNOYED driver. “sir, you can’t merge.  sir. SIR!!!! YOU CANNOT FUCKING MERGE, SIR!!!!!!!!” like the more annoyed i get the more politely aggressive i am.

"LOOK, YOU HAVE TO LET ME OVER, OKAY? I’M SORRY. I’M SO SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME OVER, MONSIEUR, WE BOTH LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS WHIRLING WILDLY THROUGH SPACE AND ULTIMATELY IF ONE OF US HAS TO DIE IN A FIERY CRASH THEN THAT IS THE WAY OF THINGS, SIR, BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME OVER SO THAT I CAN EXIT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING???? or is there some WAY that i can BE more CLEAR about the sTATE of THINGS, MR. SIR IN THE ACURA??????” 

Filed under the politest road rage ever? why does the word politest look so weird?

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dontlookbackcarl:

Pacific Rim Meme

Characters:  Hercules “Herc” Hansen

"We’re not going anywhere! Now, you and I are the only thing standing between that ugly bastard and a city of ten million people. Now we have a choice here: we either sit and wait, or we take these flare guns and do something really stupid!"

(via cruhtchie)